20 year old me running in a silk dress and heels in a snowstorm: What you just said broke my heart!

Me now: I can’t handle pants that don’t cover my ankles. Oh, what did you just say? Nevermind, I don’t care anyway.

People: What’s your superpower?

Me: Let me show you.

I underestimated how chaotic it was.

A lot of people don’t like Seattle for its weather, but I love it.